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Yet another daft little game?

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Terrafirma1 Mon 04-Aug-14 21:59:58

I was chuckling away at I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue this evening and particularly enjoyed the Uxbridge English Distionary of surreal/funny definitions (examples - Perspire = the way cathedrals are paid)
Anyway I thought we can do as well as that - anyone up for it? Alphabetical order of course.
My starters for A

Abacus - profane language from Swedish pop group
Acetone - exercise regime for donkeys

JoyBloggs Tue 19-Aug-14 09:56:25

Realise - genuine organs of sight

MiniMouse Tue 19-Aug-14 10:51:49

Stent - curvy marquee

shysal Wed 20-Aug-14 08:41:02

Uganda - go and have a look.

MiniMouse Wed 20-Aug-14 10:22:02

Vanguard - vehicle security

JoyBloggs Wed 20-Aug-14 11:09:59

Waistcoat - a rubbish garment

MiniMouse Thu 21-Aug-14 09:49:56

eXceed - now a full-grown plant

Elegran Thu 21-Aug-14 14:11:04

Failsafe - Rhythm method of contraception

MiniMouse Thu 21-Aug-14 15:21:18

Grapple - cross between a grape & an apple

shysal Thu 21-Aug-14 16:31:51

Hirsute - what she wears to the office.

MiniMouse Fri 22-Aug-14 10:12:48

Important - trading insects

shysal Sat 23-Aug-14 08:23:10

Kitsch - a small kitchen.

JoyBloggs Sat 23-Aug-14 09:19:39

Legend - where you should find your foot.

JoyBloggs Sat 23-Aug-14 09:23:59

Manouevre - Vaccuum cleaner for males.

(Apologies for doing two at a time - I'll run away for while...) blush

MiniMouse Sat 23-Aug-14 17:04:13

Nicety - pleasant beverage

Soutra Sat 23-Aug-14 22:08:36

Oleaginous - a bit like a Spaniard saying hello?

MiniMouse Sat 23-Aug-14 23:38:38

Philander - Philip & his mrs

NanKate Sun 24-Aug-14 07:04:45

Quo - half of the rock group.

NanKate Sun 24-Aug-14 07:06:09

Ratchet - rodent droppings. grin

shysal Sun 24-Aug-14 13:02:29

Scruple - a cross between a screw top and a ring pull.

Elegran Sun 24-Aug-14 14:20:53

Tableau - what you drink if you don't want the vin du maison.

NanKate Sun 24-Aug-14 20:43:28

(Love it shysal) grin

MiniMouse Sun 24-Aug-14 23:17:27

Urban - she forbade it

shysal Mon 25-Aug-14 08:26:34

Violin - nasty pub.

NanKate Mon 25-Aug-14 17:08:23

Weston-super-Mare - Champion the Wonder Horse.

(Heard this on radio 4 yesterday. It will appeal to people who like cryptic crosswords).

J52 Mon 25-Aug-14 18:05:34

Xerosis - not yet born sister. X