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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

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Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 16:47:10

A porpoise disported

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FarNorth Wed 19-Nov-14 16:57:26

A shrimp said "My shell's much too tight."

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NanKate Wed 19-Nov-14 21:55:21

The dolphin was terribly haughty.

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Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 22:13:52

The prawn was feeling naughty

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Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 22:14:52

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The prawn was feeling quite naughty

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MiniMouse Wed 19-Nov-14 23:00:59

The crab flexed his pincer

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NanKate Thu 20-Nov-14 08:40:48

You're a bit of a mincer.

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MiniMouse Thu 20-Nov-14 11:20:49

And the lobster said, "Now I've caught ye!"

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NanKate Thu 20-Nov-14 15:47:55

Purple Ukip may be on the brink.

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MiniMouse Thu 20-Nov-14 19:35:31

All the others have gone for a drink

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Galen Thu 20-Nov-14 19:50:52

The lice hide in fear

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FarNorth Thu 20-Nov-14 20:11:22

Even rats think it's queer

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MiniMouse Fri 21-Nov-14 00:18:19

And the mice kicked up quite a stink.

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papaoscar Fri 21-Nov-14 05:20:24

In Parliament, the donkeys revolted

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MiniMouse Fri 21-Nov-14 13:36:46

The sheep followed suit and then bolted

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trisher Fri 21-Nov-14 16:46:19

The rats promised to stay

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Galen Fri 21-Nov-14 17:28:20

The cats said 'hooray'

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MiniMouse Fri 21-Nov-14 19:23:01

The cows were so shocked that they moulted.

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NanKate Fri 21-Nov-14 20:53:14

Christmas is only 6 weeks away.

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papaoscar Fri 21-Nov-14 22:17:27

And the turkeys are looking decidedly grey

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MiniMouse Fri 21-Nov-14 23:23:15

The geese aren't much better

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Galen Fri 21-Nov-14 23:52:32

The ducks are much fitter

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NanKate Sat 22-Nov-14 11:08:39

The donkey just started to bray.

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AlieOxon Sat 22-Nov-14 13:53:38

I WISH all this Christmas was finished....

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MiniMouse Sat 22-Nov-14 14:03:50

My patience is gr-eight-ly diminished

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