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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

janerowena Sun 16-Nov-14 22:53:55

And you couldn't see congers for dust.

FarNorth Sun 16-Nov-14 22:56:26

A magnificent bird is the phoenix

MiniMouse Mon 17-Nov-14 00:19:29

From the ashes it rose in two ticks

FarNorth Mon 17-Nov-14 10:02:24

Some wrens were aghast

MiniMouse Mon 17-Nov-14 10:45:13

When the phoenix flew past

NanKate Mon 17-Nov-14 12:18:27

The swan wrote it down as an edict

NanKate Mon 17-Nov-14 12:22:00

(TO ALL YOU LIMERICK WRITERS. PLEASE GET YOUR THINKING CAPS ON).

As you will see we have under a hundred lines to write before we get up to our 1000 limit. Shall we have a Limerick 4 ? What shall we change the number, colour, animal to ?

papaoscar Mon 17-Nov-14 18:34:35

Yes, Ma'am!

papaoscar Mon 17-Nov-14 18:38:01

Animal, mineral, vegetable?

NanKate Mon 17-Nov-14 19:28:39

That's a good idea PapaO.

You are giving your age away with those 3 words. Which programme on the radio did it come from please ?

papaoscar Mon 17-Nov-14 20:45:52

Found it at last on Wiki, NK, ... Twenty Questions!
The BBC aired a version on the radio from 1947 to 1976 with TV specials airing in 1947 and 1948 plus a series from 1956-1957. On radio, the subject to be guessed was revealed to the audience by a "mystery voice" (originally Norman Hackforth from 1947-1962; he was later a regular panelist). The series was originally presented by Stewart MacPherson. The panel comprised Richard Dimbleby, Jack Train, Anona Winn and Joy Adamson, in later years comedian Peter Glaze also. A revival ran for one season in the 1990s on BBC Radio 4, hosted by Jeremy Beadle. The BBC World Service broadcasts a version called Animal, Vegetable and Mineral, chaired by Terry Wogan with a panel including Michael Flanders.

NanKate Tue 18-Nov-14 06:54:17

What a walk down memory lane PapaO thanks for that.

NanKate Tue 18-Nov-14 06:55:01

The crab walked sideways towards the sea.

FarNorth Tue 18-Nov-14 10:15:14

The whelks called her over to join them for tea

MiniMouse Tue 18-Nov-14 15:19:02

The limpets ate rock cakes

NanKate Tue 18-Nov-14 18:24:53

The molluscs made tray bakes.

Galen Tue 18-Nov-14 18:36:05

The flounder then needed a pee!

papaoscar Tue 18-Nov-14 20:40:36

How dare they! Complained the sea-lions

MiniMouse Tue 18-Nov-14 23:52:45

The seals' flippers are really just tie-ons

NanKate Wed 19-Nov-14 08:19:14

Canute will complain

FarNorth Wed 19-Nov-14 13:00:01

Was the turtles' refrain

MiniMouse Wed 19-Nov-14 13:04:45

Walrus said, 'Let bygones be bygones.'

Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 13:11:10

The oysters wailed with delight

MiniMouse Wed 19-Nov-14 15:28:01

As the mussels clattered off in fright

papaoscar Wed 19-Nov-14 16:45:51

A sea-cucumber snorted