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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

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FarNorth Fri 17-Oct-14 22:56:33

The goose and the chick did a can-can

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MiniMouse Sat 18-Oct-14 13:33:21

The goose tripped and broke the chick's best fan

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FarNorth Sat 18-Oct-14 19:11:52

With multiple screams

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MiniMouse Sat 18-Oct-14 20:50:55

There went all her dreams

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NanKate Sun 19-Oct-14 13:55:02

Now the goose and the chick are no longer an item.

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MiniMouse Sun 19-Oct-14 14:29:27

The hen was a real Flirty Gertie

(With apologies to any GNs named Gertie)

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papaoscar Sun 19-Oct-14 14:49:37

And the goose got very, very shirty

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Galen Sun 19-Oct-14 15:26:39

The fox who was near

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FarNorth Sun 19-Oct-14 17:54:40

Said "Please be my dear"

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Galen Sun 19-Oct-14 18:02:05

They all smiled and held one party

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MiniMouse Sun 19-Oct-14 18:13:36

The party was spoiled by g-eight crashers

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papaoscar Sun 19-Oct-14 18:54:52

Some seals with dirty great gnashers

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AlieOxon Sun 19-Oct-14 19:15:22

Piled in at the door

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AlieOxon Sun 19-Oct-14 19:16:17

(No!)
Knocked twice at the door

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FarNorth Sun 19-Oct-14 19:33:50

Said "We've been be-four"

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MiniMouse Sun 19-Oct-14 20:35:53

We'll turn all the pigs into rashers!

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papaoscar Sun 19-Oct-14 23:51:05

The pigs said, by jingo, you won't!

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FarNorth Mon 20-Oct-14 10:16:07

Police dogs very quickly were phone't

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MiniMouse Mon 20-Oct-14 10:47:25

Three suspects were nabbed

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papaoscar Mon 20-Oct-14 13:26:26

The crabs cheered 'kebabed'!

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MiniMouse Mon 20-Oct-14 15:06:49

The three geese cackled as was their wont.

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NanKate Mon 20-Oct-14 22:09:43

Her a majesty's silver and gold hoard.

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trisher Mon 20-Oct-14 22:30:37

Was pinched by a fox with a big sword

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MiniMouse Mon 20-Oct-14 22:50:38

The two scared guards cringed

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FarNorth Mon 20-Oct-14 22:56:04

Their cheeks were red-tinged

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