Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

With a pair of magnificent throttles

The rooster leaped into his motor

And six chickens jumped off of the rotor

I saw a blue blur

And a handful of fur

And the hens laid more than their quota.

So the moral of the story is this:

When next time you think "this is bliss"

(oh dear i think we missed the basics but do let's finish this one?)

When sprawled in the sun

With an iced currant bun

Enjoy it. Don't give it a miss!

A red corduroy fox named Gertie

Had a crush on a gander named Bertie

He caught her white feather,

The two got together

In a bag of blue leather

Then Gertie and Bertie got flirty

The result? A little goose they called Elvis

Who wiggled his birdlike pelvis.

He drove the chicks wild

DA his hair was styled

He took this wild birds off to Paris.

(These not this.)

They did burlesque at the Moulin Rouge

(Ignore that - I'm jetlagged!)