Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

Piggy's ears stood on end like wimples!

The bartender in Snood was a Yeti

His mate was covered in confetti.

They served out green beer

Six months of the year

With a pole-dancing yak called Miss Betty

(Visions, PO)

I knew a pub called the Red Lion

Whose beer you just could not rely on

Two pints of their potions

With a guard dog whose name was Ryan.

(Ignore my offering I was a tad too late posting it )

Produced odd coloured motions.

And enough gas to fry seven eggs on

The seven eggs cracked and exploded

And fourteen turkeys imploded

The guard dog had fled

To a kennel on the Med

And the vultures ended up loaded

There were 10 green bottles standing on the wall.

(You can't scan that for a limerick NanKate)

Try " On a wall were these 10 green-glass bottles" (which
goes "di- di POM di - di POM di - di POM - di" instead of your

There were 10 green bottles, standing on the wall. (which goes
" di - di POM POM POM-di, POM - di POM - di POM")

On a wall were these 10 green-glass bottles
Now espied by a rooster with wattles

His wattles were green

His two feet far from clean