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kittylester Tue 10-Jun-14 10:08:50

I've just answered DH's business line to a young man who proceeded to try to sell me advertising on the screens in our 'main' post office (actually stuffed down at the back of a Hallmark card shop!) When I could get word in edgeways I told him [very politely] that we were snowed under, couldn't cope with the amount of work we were getting and did not want to do any advertising at all and I put the phone down.

I then went back to filling the washer!

We usually get quite a few calls first thing in the morning so I was not surprised when the phone went again. I was surprised, however, to hear the same idiot say 'Actually, I need to speak to the business owner not just the receptionist - what would you know about the state of the business anyway?' angryangry

Ana Fri 20-Jun-14 20:51:36

TPS only works for calls made in the UK, and if the company who's phoning you has a) agreed to abide by it and b) can be bothered to read the list. International calls and companies who blatantly ignore it can't be blocked.

rosequartz Fri 20-Jun-14 20:42:22

SO back to the annoying phone call I had this afternoon (rushed in from the garden, with dirty hands and feet thinking it was one of the DC) and the buggars person rang off just as I got to the phone. NO it wasn't anyone I knew. Probably selling boilers or trying to reclaim some PPI that we never had.

TPS doesn't work either - does anyone know how to get it to work?

Ana Fri 20-Jun-14 20:36:50

(wonder how long that'll last?)

Ana Fri 20-Jun-14 20:36:25

Bog off, AAA...hmm
You're getting beyond a joke now.

AAAHappyMan Fri 20-Jun-14 20:33:54

Elegran Fri 20-Jun-14 08:13:21
AAA - Would you mind taking this discussion of Zs and Ss away from this thread and into the Pedants' Corner topic? You are hogging the limelight and being exceedingly boring. Everyone else agreed long ago that minute dissection of the finer points of grammar and spelling just impede the flow of the conversation and are better relegated to their own threads.
Hail to thee, Elegran -
+ Self appointed guardian of the traditions established by yourself.
+ Honorary Moderator.
+ Director of free flow discussion. [Were you a Traffic Light before you retired?]
If you feel you MUST vent your spleen, try directing it at the persons who started and continued this side issue, for example:
Ana Tue 17-Jun-14 17:45:18 And what's with all the Zs?
If you are going to act as a Mod, then Mod.
At the moment, as Oscar Wilde said in 'Earnest' ... ''You're creating a false impression.''
A period of quiet introspection, perhaps?

annodomini Fri 20-Jun-14 09:36:31

American spelling and grammar sometimes retain archaisms that have gone out of use on this side of the Atlantic. Among these is the use of the -ize suffix. They also use, for example, 'gotten' which survives in British English only in 'forgotten', 'begotten'; I have seen and heard 'oftentimes' in American English, an old-fashioned word which would be regarded as poetic if used by a modern writer or speaker. It's simply a matter of the language diverging when the Founding Fathers crossed the Atlantic and developing in only slightly but mutually comprehensible forms.

Elegran Fri 20-Jun-14 08:41:07

Ancient Greek also had four moods (indicative, imperative, subjunctive and optative), and three voices (active, middle and passive)

How many posters deal confidently in English with the subjunctive, let alone tackle the antique optative? Let sleeping languages lie.

grumppa Fri 20-Jun-14 08:29:54

Well said Elegran and Micelf.

grumppa Fri 20-Jun-14 08:28:24

I was simply pointing out, with some amusement, that SOD, while only admitting the z spelling, happily cites two uses of the s spelling, thereby providing precedents for those of us not concerned with showing off our knowledge of Ancient Greek.

MiceElf Fri 20-Jun-14 08:18:48

Well said Elegran. Disruption and pomposity have no place here.

Elegran Fri 20-Jun-14 08:13:21

AAA - Would you mind taking this discussion of Zs and Ss away from this thread and into the Pedants' Corner topic? You are hogging the limelight and being exceedingly boring. Everyone else agreed long ago that minute dissection of the finer points of grammar and spelling just impede the flow of the conversation and are better relegated to their own threads.

Thank you.

AAAHappyMan Thu 19-Jun-14 22:55:07

grumppa
My understanding of what you are saying is :
1) The SOD and the OED are as one in supporting the supremacy of the Greek -ize, over the French -ise.
2) The SOD claims that the magnificent total of TWO famous authors favoured the -ise form.
Now this is the jump I don't understand - on the basis of this you state :
If it is good enough for them it's good enough for anyone else.
I could understand if you wished to align yourself with a couple of dissenters, but to claim that their perspective is the correct one because they were in such a minute minority is about as logical as subscribing to the possibility of Cold Fusion, or the certainty that MMR causes Autizm.

Ana Thu 19-Jun-14 22:17:45

No idea, AAA - it's all Greek to me...grin

AAAHappyMan Thu 19-Jun-14 21:57:16

Ana Thu 19-Jun-14 20:28:49
I think...... we....... heard you the first time, AAA.
Gosh - did I miss the ballot where you were elected spokesperson ?
Or perhaps it's the Royal WE ? ...... flowers.....~smile~.....~~wink~~

grumppa Thu 19-Jun-14 21:51:43

I make no apology for referring AAA to the Shorter Oxford Dictionary, which specifies the z spelling but then quotes Defoe and Swift using the s spelling. If it is good enough for them it's good enough for anyone else.

Deedaa Thu 19-Jun-14 21:36:53

rosequartz I am still getting post for DD from the PDSA. It is forwarded from an address they left about 10 years ago and comes to me in spite of the fact that they haven't lived with us for 9 years! She has written to them many times to tell them about the change of address but still it comes!

Ana Thu 19-Jun-14 20:28:49

I think we heard you the first time, AAA. Affected or what? hmm

AAAHappyMan Thu 19-Jun-14 20:25:49

AAAHappyMan Wed 18-Jun-14 08:42:26
We traditionalists prefer to adhere to the original (Greek) -ize spelling, and not join the trendy, Gadarene with their affected (French) -ise spelling.

rosequartz Wed 18-Jun-14 10:48:36

Soutra grin

zzzzzzzzs we have had a lot of those lately as we have bumble bees nesting in our eaves. And DH snoring gently in the armchair of course.

Nelliemoser Wed 18-Jun-14 10:19:59

Is it American spellings? They use a lot of "zeds2 where we put S. I had to fiddle my computer on to UK English to stop these dratted z spellings.

kittylester Wed 18-Jun-14 10:10:14

That would be quite understandable in the circumstances Ana grin

Ana Wed 18-Jun-14 09:57:22

Well, I did wonder how to frame my query, as zs looks wrong, and zeds does too - was going to put zzzzzzzs but you'd think I'd fallen asleep...grin

Soutra Wed 18-Jun-14 09:54:19

I read your question re the zzzzzzz s Ana and thought they referrred to a certain tedium even ennui and maybe losing the will to stay awake if not to live......grin

Ana Wed 18-Jun-14 09:52:43

(Sorry, back on track...)

Ana Wed 18-Jun-14 09:51:23

It was HappyMan's use of 'ill advized' which caught my eye - never come across that before!