Story of 3 letter words

You are all mad but fun!

Joe and pal had pop, now get red bus. Wot now? Get cat and dog?

Did Joe sip pop? The Big Yin has gin. Mum was mad and hit Dad!

Joe not man! Joe boy! Not gin for boy Joe! It's pop for Joe, not ale and gin. Tut tut!

Ale may hit the zit (spot was too long a word) Joe can buy the ale,"Use the Elf and Wig pub! Its ney bad, you ken"

But the pub has dry gin........not ice, Joe was sad

big red bus and Joe run for the sun

run in the sun? dry now, not cry, and Joe and pal see the bus, the big red bus!

I was just thinking the same thing.

(Getting more Janet and John by the minute - love it)

Big car was fab. Joe, pal and big dog had fun.

Joe got bus. See pal. Pal got big dog and big car.

The sun did not eat the cat, but the mat did get dry rot

Wot did joe say? Did joe eat the hat too? The hat was red. And cat paw red too! Why?

For the sun? Did the sun eat the mat and the hat, did the sun eat the cat?

And had dry rot

But the mat was old

The sun did dry the mat

She put the mat out for the sun.

Not hot, not wet but dry. How did Mum get the mat dry?

Sorry, got that wrong it is two letters, well someone had to!.............

how did the big cat eat the sun hat, was it hot?

The big cat sat on the mat, "Hey! who let the mat get wet?" she did ask.

Not got cat tea. Hat was yum!

But not the hot dog. See the big cat - the big cat has one red paw too!
Why did the big cat eat the sun hat?