Pastafarians of gransnet unite!

Free School Meals?

Hurrah for his Noodliness!

ahoy, HQ! We need a noodly emoticon.

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No!
The great, all knowing,

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

I've just bought the T shirt, to wear at archery.!

Not quite sure what happened there but yes, his noodliness is as likely as any of the alternatives.

He typifies how my arrows fly

Going to try done bows tomorrow, coach has dissuaded me from carbon as I'm left handed and it will be difficult to exchange second hand

Should be some bows

That's probably wise for your first bow, galen. You may want to change it as you become more experienced. Hope you find something you are comfortable with.

Love him!

Heretics! May you be forgiven by The Invisible Pink Unicorn (may her hooves never be shod)...

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LIke Nelliemoser I am utterly confused and have not a clue what you are on about !!
I do understand the archery bits !

If you google the FSM all scales will fall from your eyes and you will become one of the (more) enlightened.

Galen surely, as an enthusiastic follower, you would be delighted to explain the tenets of your new religion to us.

I could, in return, tell you about Jesus.

It's not a new religion. The Chinese first discovered his noodliness.

Right o. Now can you tell us the tenets of your very old religion please? I am sure it has got a lot of very intereresting background story to it.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or the FSM for those too lazy to type out His whole name, is the obvious source of all Order, Logic, and Morality in the Universe, the above being easily apparent to those who have been touched by His nudely noodly appendage. Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster previously called themselves "Pirates", but as the term and piracy were picked on by outsiders, His followers have opted for "Pastafarians".
Some atheist pinko commie scientists think that the glorious Gravitation of the Earth can be explained without the Pastafarian doctrine of Intelligent falling. But people like us know they're wrong, right? Right?! The Universe would surely fall apart unless the FSM used his appendages to lovingly hold everything together! It says so in the Gospel of the FSM, so it must be true. We are proud to say that We have been Touched by the Monster, and as an encyclopedia we urge you to tell others about your Touchedness.

Do I get to wear a spaghetti hat?

Pretty please feetlebaum not the pink fluffy unicorn, I shall be singing that all day now

In pastafarianism a spaghetti hat is usually reserved for the most devout. The bolognese version is for very high ranking officials

touched (tŭcht)
adj.
Moved to sympathy or emotion; affected.
Somewhat demented or mentally unbalanced.