Pete's Sports Bar.

Shall we sneak into the snug as there's no one around...........we can eat all the pies!

The pies need saving for tonights match....could end up as a Greek Tragedy!

Hammocks are free if you've come over all tired.....

Electra? Or The Frogs?

I think they're Meat n Potato Galen ....

Hoora 'Gideon' hasn't put up my Bicardi Pete, make it a pint, oh to hell with it I'll have it in a bucket with 6 ice please.

Enjoy POGS ....1p off a pint??

Is that off a pint of vodka as well?
It's a good job HunterF is not still around or he'd be telling us to make sure we put our £15000 into our isas every year! I wish!

What time do you close? ��

The boys "done good" Pete Happy Days.

Pete I see Moysie has been able to keep his job for another week a good result though for your team and good game by the Dutchman.

I'll reserve judgement until after Tues night glam

What ever time you like Rosannie ...you being a member

Pete another win yesterday I see by both our teams such a pity you don't have the fantastic Jose as a manager I would even go and watch MU play if he was there
Loads of goodies to stock up the empty kitchen so help yourselves and enjoy whilst you enjoy your drinks,the hammock needs repairing looks like it has taken a lot of wear and tear that hole in the middle is getting bigger !!

Sorry, that hole in the hammock is my fault! I was trying to get my leg up and my foot just went right through!
It really isn't big enough Pete

Maybe you could buy a king size next time

As long as it was up and not over Lona .We want none of that sort of thing here thank you!! This is a respectable bar.

Is it? First I heard...

Sorry ann you're in the wrong bar! This bar is where smutty talk and innuendo rule!

Not a good week...and Lisa packing in lunch time telly has put the tin hat on it.

Off to the hammock with a bottle....just as well England won...

So that's why you've been hogging the TV every lunch time, Pete - pretending you were doing 'paperwork' and locking the door...

BTW the VAT man's been round again - I told him we don't sell vats of anything but I don't think he was convinced!

Well done Ana tell em nowt!

BTW...door closed to save upsetting the regulars with the tapping of my typewriter.....

Pete

I never put you down as a typist. P----d yes but not a typist.

Another accident on the hammock during the night all I can see are a pair of stilletto's left on the ground just wondering where the owner is ?? has anyone seen our regular Fireman lately he seems to have disappeared must check on the cellar when the delivery arrives.
Pete we will have to find you a new interest on day time TV we can't have you missing out can we,never mind Footie on for you this week-end and you may be lucky and score a win.Will someone give that man a pint please.

Glammana

Were they size 10. Pete does like stilletto's but perhaps he meant wearing them.

Perhaps he was Lil all along and we were all fooled.

Glam I was.on the private double hammock so its nowt to do with me!

Pogs My credentials are available behind the bar....?!

Think the fireman called at. Lona's house.....not been seen since!