The 100 top things you don't need to do before you die

Ana, having read the article I think the phrase
"Like most Guardian readers, I am very keen to do what I'm told at all times.", is said tongue in cheek and means the exact opposite. Anyway, here are some of my suggestions:

Read Harry Potter, or Bridget Jones,
Watch 'Breaking Bad, or Broadchurch, or any crime and mystery series on television, or Coronation Street, East Enders, the list is endless.
Go on a wildlife safari

No doubt more will occur to me over the next few days.

I don't need to do a bungee jump.

Doh !

I think the article's talking about our children calling us, Nonu!

Thing of it is , I am not a spiritualist .

Isn't that what spiritualists are supposedl to do?

Might to be a bit difficult to phone one"s Mama , when she has passed !

And me! (When's she having this baby? Does she think she's an elephant?)

I hope some people read the bit about phoning their Mum .............

I don't need another husband either soop and nor do I need to give birth again. I do, however need to iron so I have something to wear tonight!

I don't need to get another husband, because the one that I have is irreplaceable.

The thing I don't need to do is read the Guardian!

I think I posted this some time ago - but anyway, I agree with you, shysal, 100%

I found this sentence the most fascinating thing about the article!

"Like most Guardian readers, I am very keen to do what I'm told at all times."

Not being a Guardian reader, I couldn't possibly comment...

I don't need to get another husband!