I had never heard of twerking but....

I wouldn't mind being deliberately provocative. If I still could. Wouldn't want to give DH a heart attack though.

And I don't think I could get my legs up the door. Or down again. Safely.

Twerking is more than wiggling; it's more like thrusting. Didn't you see that silly Milly creature? Yes, your question was definitely silly.

A load of grannies thrusting their bottoms??

I think I'd want to stand upwind

My back would lock

Ha Ha Ha, stop it now, my DH keeps giving me funny looks as I keep laughing at the computer. I'm with jO8 what's wrong with a bit of provocation as long as nobody was hurt with said jiggling. I say if you have it flaunt it, just do not get your legs stuck and possibly have paramedics standing by.