Pay TV for Royal Family.

Ooh! Better not forget it.

Frank, there are other channels. There is no need to switch off - switch over. BBC2 has an interesting programme about the Indian Ocean.

I've just hung Union Flag bunting out the front!

Decided to make a Union Jack quilt . Probably be finished by the time the little chap is of age at my current rate of sewing.

You're going to fly it at a jackstaff? Otherwise it's a union flag! ( sorry pet hate of mine is the misnaming of our standard)

Stansgran if you sew the speed I knit the little chap will have a nice couple of presents for his wedding.

Don't be such a misery, Frank. Just turn the TV off and go and do something useful.

Poor Frank you must be very short on TV channels if you are bored why don't you check up on your "London Pension" or go for a run

I bet you lived next door to David Renwick Frank he had to get the idea for Victor Meldrew from observing someone.

You will save on electricity if you read a book rather than switch on the TV.