Banter Bar 2

Bottle in the cellar......last time I looked...

If you think for one cotton picking moment I am going down that cellar alone , you are mistaken.
I guess I will go without !

Nite , Nite

Nonu you could have asked me to come with you down the cellar we could have gone exploring and see who we could find down there ??
Pete our little man has been brought up to play a decent game none of that foreign fowling in our family,he just goes for the ankles instead mind you he is only 4ft nothing if that and the poor little man is the team goalie.

Glad to see that some people are now turning 'blue' ....

Think it should be red though....... Free drinks to those showing their faces !!

Right....That's all the dust off the telly.....beer chilled.... (Bulldog Bitter)

C'mon 'Ing..er..land'

Don"t shout too loud Pete dear !!

Gets on my pip !!

Sorry.....I have been told that I get on peoples pips before..... Nonu.... shhh''

Okay I will sHHHHHH ! & say bon nuit .

Bet you were pleased about the result ?

Not bad....same again Tuesday!!

More beer Mel.....please

You mean we will have to put up with more footie on Tuesday I'm getting fed up with it already and the season has only just started ? I think I will take up a hobby maybe knitting or embroidery it will be more interesting I think.
Nonu do you fancy having a wine tasting afternoon in the bar,we could test all the drinks on behalf of the boss and give our opinion we could invite all our GN pals to join us,I'll make the butties and nibbles.

GLAM what a marvellous idea , specially if you are making your renowned nibbles , which are soo delicious !
Will it be ladies only ? or shall we invite some of the "lads" ?

n o t l o n g n o w eh ! T o t h e b I g d a y !x

nonu we can invite all the lads well there are only one or two who drop in on a regular basis aren't there ? but hey-ho we can share the wine with them if need be can't we.
Looks like pete is on the missing list is there footie on again ? or maybe he has a hot date ?? wonder if he is seeing his pal mel and trying to talk her into coming back to work for him oh yes nonu just 13 days and counting.(tissue emotion needed soon)x

Brilliant idea! I have a collection of 'Wines from around the World' in the cellar........(don't think the police are still looking for them)

It amuses me that you Laydees like to have a 'reason' to guzzle wine in the afternoon.......anyway if it shifts the evidence stock....you go for it!

glam the last hot date I had was on Bonfire night !

13 days eh ! WOW EEE Grandma , have you been wearing those shoes to "Break them in "? .
Pete we are glad you providing the "Wine " will you be joining us ?

bring mel if you want I would love to meet her !! Bet she is a stunner , you would only go for a good looker !!

Are you sure those bottles of wine where not the ones that fell off the back of a wagon on its way out of Liverpool pete ? not that I would know anything about it I have you know not guilty emotion !
The fact my DS1 has a lot of reps calling into his store with samples for him to taste is irrelivant I think don't you ? mind he does have a nice wine collection so we must visit him one day.
nonu the shoes have been mastered and there is no wobbling about,not to say after a few I will still be upright and steady so have invested in some sparkly flip-flops (colour co-ordinated of course).12 days and counting,can't believe how quickly it has come around 12mths gone so fast.

Ask no questions.....glam (taps side of nose)

Nonu.....I've asked Mel and she has to have her 'hair done' on Tuesday..... ....I'll be there though.....Cheese n Wine before the match sounds fine n dandy.

I know this sounds daft but why do they have to play again on tuesday if England won on Friday ? I thought once you won you won and that was that.

Shakes head...rolls eyes upwards ......
I'm sure Mr Glam will explain....if you wake him 'post Sunday dinner snooze'

Think I'll try a cheeky pint.....rude not to....

mr.glamma is in a comatose state to-day after our DS2s stag do last night I did warn him not to go to the bowling alley and the lap-dancing club but I think he may have got himself lost somewhere along the line,because he and DS2 arrived home wearing bowling shoes and bra's around their necks so something went amiss somewhere,I have a feeling deaf and dumb dinners are on the cards you know the one "tell your father to pass the salt" type of one. only joking but he really is hung over.

I've had so many deaf and dumb breakfasts that I now prefer them!! Nice to read the match reports in peace....

Nanu the wine is chilling as we speak.....

That is good Pete , we do like our wine "chilled" ! Sorry about mel, still a girl has to have an "Amarmi" night ! Got to look her best for when she is out on your arm !

Wine is chilled.... nibbles in place..

Cheese and pineapple butty and a bottle of Chardonnay..........please!

"Ing..er..land"......

WOW EH , PETE , Sounds Very good to me , what do you reckon of their chances ?