Night Nonu Ana I'll leave you to sort Pete out, looks like he might be trouble tonight!
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Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
Headache???....if you're going to be a 'part-timer' Nonu.....please bring a Doctor's note....otherwise.....get it down you girl!!!
Not even the 'Witching Hour'...unless that's where they've all gone to?? 
I'll be in the cellar.....changing the barrels and cleaning the pumps.........I've never stopped today......... 
....just found a pair of Lil's leggings and a pair of Nellie's knickers in the cellar.......
No wonder the beer tasted so good....
How come the last of the sausage rolls have gone ? 
I made enough for a few days or did you have a party to celebrate re-branding ? so here I am before 8am with my head stuck in the oven doing the baking,lets see if we can make a profit on this lot Pete you are very free & easy with the give aways lately. The beer sounds good boss you could sell it as double fermented with a special twist.
glamma You're a star! I don't know how we managed before you started to look after the grub 
I notice another barrel is empty since last night, and quite a few bottles in the bin..................................Pete's idea of cleaning the pumps!
Ah well,....................he's not a bad old stick really if you don't mind the roaming hands no sign of Ana so she mustn't have any complaints
Morning all 
Well done Glam.....can you do a few 'pasties' along with the sausage rolls?
The beer is very good! in fact I'll be keeping it as my own supply
Any chance of a bacon butty.....and an asprin.....
Morning Ella
Goodness, is that the time? Must have dropped off in the snug...
Yes, a bacon butty would go down very well, glamma, if you don't mind - and a paracetemol as aspirin doesn't work on me...
Ana, you look pretty good for someone who slept in the snug all night blouse buttoned up wrongly and laddered tights!
Was hoping no one would notice....
Scuse me while I totter to the ladies to do some running repairs....
Blimey no rest for the wicked,I've done bacon & sausage doorstep butties,brown sauce is on the table please put the lid back on,can't be doing with dried up sauce lid's.Sorry Pete me & pasties don't work out so well I have a problem keeping the filling in,I can't be brilliant at everything can I ?
I'll have a nice shandy while I'm here made with some of your Best bitter please if you don't mind.
Good evening Goose, as no-one else seems to be about .
Did you have a good day ? I did , I went to my health club this afternoon and swam lots of laps, it was nice .
I will go now as I have a few chores , have a good one . Say Hi to anyone who stops by .
What's happened to all the corners? there used to be lots of little nooks and crannies to hide in, so why is it there's just this huge great lumbering wall to wall bar thing
National No Bra Day....today.....just sayin,,
The mind boggles....
Just popped in for a swift Brandy and coke please bar-person (who ever it is to-night) and loads of ice please thats if the ice machine has not packed in again with the couple of hot days we have had!!
I'm in a rush so will be in and out I've a big buffet to-morrow night (not in Liverpool I might add ) and need all my wits about me so no bad head in the morning for me I'm on the look out for two waitress's must be quick and nimble on the feet and promise not to eat all the profits I pay good money for the right people but do not pick up their bar bill at the end of the night.
Oh...that counts me'n'Ella out then!
(Although I must admit Ella is quite nimble...)
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