Banter Bar 2

There seem to be dozens of jars of olives in the back room....

Have you been down the cellar?....................................I'm getting a bit nervous now.................he did have a funny look in his eye when he went!

Oh no You don't think......?

I'm afraid we may find..................................... ............Pete's stash of womens' clothes!................I think he's a cross dresser! He was wearing red stilettos when he left!

That's why he was staggering

Ah...! That's why Lil was always complaining about her 'bits' going missing...

It was her chicken fillets.......................................he just couldn't resist them!

He won't get too far wearing red stiletto's it's the suck me in knickers that I'm worried about,I hope he doesn't get taken short and has to p-- in a hurry enough frivolity I'm off for an early night now the good stuff has been drunk,I must remember to do a beer order when I stock up on food to-morrow.

Get some chicken legs this time glam

Poor Pete, I bet he's already sorry that he wore those 'spanks'! ]grin]

Especially after all that champers...

Oh dear......................he'll never show his face in here again!

Its been very quiet in here since the boss went walkabout he must have taken some of the customers with him wonder if they have gone Glamping somewhere posh
I've left an IOU by the till because I had no change and have tidied up all the stray bits of clothes from behind the bar,all unmentionables are now hanging on the washing line next to the hammock so grab what is your's.

Evening all, hope you are all well.

Please can someone suggest a restorative drink for me (and no, Sanatogen Tonic Wine is NOT an option)

Made the mistake of starting a thread that was not about cats, coffee machines or underwear.

As you may know, I don't often do controversy.

Try a pangalacticgargleblaster! That ^should* hit the spot.
In fact I'll join you!

Oooh Galen one of those from Hitchhickers? The one where he says "it's a bit like being drunk" And the other chap says "What's wrong with that?" And then Ford Prefect says "ask a glass of water!

I'm not sure even I could come out of one of those from the other side and still be able to tie my shoe laces!

PS Be bloody good fun trying though!

C'mon you REDS !!

Hello Pete!

Did you have a good wander?

Oh dear, he's referring to that alleged sport, isn't he? A load of overpaid.............

Still wandering Ana

Agreed phoenix......but once a Red....

Once a Red thought you had a thing about my team? or are you talking about that other Red team up the Road from us,the one that Rooney bloke tries to play for (he-he) missed you really hope you had a good wander out and about I tried to keep things tidy but it didn't work,all the IOU's are under the till,which by the way is empty and you may need to do a beer order,I was OK I had the Brandy but it looks abit worse for wear,the Brandy that is not me

Glam I'm hoping you keep on top of things in the bar (well not literally) in my now enforced absence....feel free to use the large hammock. I am at the moment having to lie low (yes like Lil) in Spain....due to misunderstanding between the Innkeeper his wife and my goodself...that's not we called me by the way!! Hope to return when the dust settles.....sick of this San Miguel now. Regards to all...Pete. aka El Bandito....or something like that didn't catch it with the the gunfire.....

he called me

"Matron, he's been out without his sunhat again, and I think he's been at the Sangria as well!"

Give up on the San Miguel and try the Green Mahou don't have the Red Mahou or you will be able to talk Spanish fluently in no time at all,when we sold it in our bar we called it "wacky juice" similar effect to "wacky baccy" so I'm told not that I would know those kind of things mind. I'll keep things in order if I can but the regulars are missing your input,but I'll keep the hammock in full working order one way or the other,might have to call in the experts ie: Firemen