Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
Don't worry, Nonu, we'll manage 
I BET you will .
To keep his strength up...
Sounds like a plan!
You have given me an offer I can"t refuse. So it is a deal you will keep one in hand for me !! 
for your kindness .
Perhaps that could have been phrased more delicately, Nonu!
Piffle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow more Firemen !! and always when I am busy doing something else story of my life,if you manage to kidnap one ask him does he want to borrow my "noodle" I don't mind sharing,but I think I will have to fight my mate nonu for his attention,maybe I can tempt him with some "hotdogs" on a big roll must dash more packing to do for this buffet.
If you're going to keep one in the cellar....put him in the back room......away from my BEER ...
All this fuss about one man and his hose 
Like overgrown schoolgirls! ...
(Adjusts speedos...and dives into the deep-end......)
Nah ! i will be generous and let you have him GLAM.
Fair do"s , you povide fab. grub .
Unless of course he is tall and dark haired , they are my favourites !
Don"t overdo it in this weather , Pete can WAIT he won"t starve!
It's all those sausage rolls, Pete...
Ana .......Think David Wilkie (without the tash) or Duncan Goodhew (with hair)....you getting the picture? Half-man...half -fish!
Any time you need lowering into the shallow end.....I'll assist you! with the step ladder.....
I've just found a snorkel and a pair of old flippers in the loft,the rubber on the snorkel may be a wee bit perished but if any difficulties we could use part of our fireman's hose Oh I did like Duncan Goodhew especially his butterfly stroak very masterful !!
Hmm...don't forget I saw your profile pic before you deleted it, Pete!
Quite right glam I modeled myself on Duncan......although I was more into the breast stroke than Duncan...
I notice you've ignored my comment about your profile photo, Pete - of course, you may well have honed your pecs a bit more by now....
My pecs can be inspected any time after 'last orders'....
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