glamma, I think you should stop pandering to Pete and his stomach. His girth is expanding! He'll be breaking that hammock soon....
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Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
P Don't worry Me'nAna 'll give you a leg up! 
Laydees in bikinis will be served in the bar....with drinks....
OK Porky...
I'll have you know that I am not a salad-dodger......in fact only today I had one............with the burger 'n chips....
Free ice and half price cocktails for laydees in bikinis.... 
its too hot even for the cheapskates.....
Sel....If you turn up in speedos....you can have anything on the house!!
I've got mine on...and the flip-flops....
Pete do you look like david Beckham does in his speedo's?!
Oh dear Pete I really should read back through threads, I didn't realise you were ahead of the curve, fashion wise.
I notice you didn't specify where they had to be worn and mine are artfully arranged on my head...so a large vodka martini with olives and a dish or two of nibbles if you please
Yes laidback from a certain angle!....and no socks.....
Well done Sel......help yourself!
Right.............shopping done!
Olives and glam's nibbles on the bar !
I will be 'pool-side' for a while.......Cheers.
Make sure the li-lo is blown up for me later would you please,and don't borrow (nic) my towel it's the bright pink one so not much chance of the boss borrowing it
I've brought in a cooler box full of nice salad stuff and some stuffed tomatoes also two huge quiches which should last until Sunday (thats a laugh) I'm busy to-morrow in the shop and have a buffet to-morrow night so a lot of cooking in my house,I wonder if the client remembers she orderded a "curry & rice" that will go down well this weather,mind you we where rained in when she gave me the order - phew it's hot in here might have to strip down to my pinny 
I'll get one of the laydees to blow up your Li-lo......some are good at blo full of hot air!
Thanks for the cooler -box! I've put the salad stuff in the fridge abd beer in the box to take pool-side....luvly-jubbly!!
Make sure your pinny is tied....
and not abd.... 
Water in the pool needs changing....firemen on the way for a training exercise....someone had better phone ana 'n ella...
No, I'm already here as I'd booked the firehunks to check the fire alarms in the bar!
This is a bonus 
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