I understood this was on Radio 4 in the morning just before the 6 oclock news. But oh no. Bl***y pigeons chez nous have decided to do their own version, also just before 6 but from the apex of the roof over our bedroom window. We like to sleep with the window open but it is DEAFENING!! So I have to get our of bed, shut the window, go back to bed, try to get back to sleep.
Or should I just get a gun?
#butmeanitactually
Coul you live on a cruise ship
My garden has been ruined by ????
What was the name of the corner shop you went to as a child?




