Has anyone heard about triangle flapjacks being dangerous weapons?

We get calls about our payment protection insurance. We don't have payment protection insurance. Definitely speculative.

Has anyone noticed that the first part of such calls is often a recording nowadays? I presume you're meant to press some number on the phone to get to a real person, but I'venever listened for long enough to find out.

"This is an urgent message…" No it isn't!

I had an 'urgent' text at 4.15am. As I hadn't silenced the phone, it woke me up. Not pleased!

I believe that when you press the number button for more info, you are then phoning them and are charged, at extortionate rates, which they get the benefit of. I'm not sure how they do that, or even if it is true, because I always put the phone down on them too.

Elegran I suspect you're right. The call is probably routed via Vanuatu or somewhere equally exotic and far flung. I know that lots of the sex lines are. Don't ask – it's a long story.