Pointless emoticom?

Not to be confused with a 'D day dodger'

It's a jammy dodger!

Yes - as I said, all I could find was 'attractive person'. I could not find any reference to 'I have no more to say'.

Google!

If it means what Mumsnet said, we could have a whole thread, after the OP, consisting of nothing but [biscuit] posts!

What's the point in having one? We've none of us got a clue how to use it.

So, was it someone on Mumsnet who decided it should represent 'I have no idea how to answer a post'? Where did Greatnan get her definition from? I don't know, so I need a [fbiscuit] emoticon!

the thread where it started (on Mumsnet)

The only online slang definition I can find is:
The definition of BISCUIT is "Attractive person" or "Cookie"

Nellie

I am really not with this! I cannot find any explanation of the word "biscuit" other than the obvious.

Let me be basic! is CBA "cant be arsed"?

We need a new Gransnet glossary

Poor Cari. It was a valiant attempt.

Second-class citizens, that's us! We only get their broken old cast-offs...

I think they've tried to import it from the Other Place, and failed. The Other Place has had biscuits for ages

Well, at the moment it just sounds a bit cross! And rude!

Didn't fbiscuit work either!

I think it means:
Well that just about takes the [fbiscuit]

I thought it might be the closest GNHQ could get to a mince pie or a bit like a cupcake but fewer calories. Glad I haven't used it then. The worry of getting the emoticon wrong.....

absent I love your non-existent sense of humour.

I'd offer you an abomination but I know you don't eat them.

Or is it that you just don't dunk them?

On either Fb or Twitter (I forget and CBA to look it up), "a balanced diet is a chocolate biscuit in each hand".

I think it really means, "For Gods sake leave it!"

Following yesterday's discussion about this piece of confectionery, I thought it now meant abomination.

Why does biscuit mean that? I thought it meant calories?

Well, it doesn't work anyway!

I have just realised that the 'f' stands for festive - I thought GNHQ had got decidedly tetchy!