A 68-year old British academic has been given five years in jail in Argentina for smuggling 2kg of cocaine - he claims he thought he was about to start a new life with a beauty queen, whom he'd met online but never seen in real life.
She never turned up but a guy did and gave him a suitcase to take to Brussels!
Can a grown man be so naive? 
Count Binface has a letter in today’s Times! 😂




