Life and loves of an underthecovers agent

Yes please. She sounds amazing!

Ooh yes, I see her reclining in basque and fishnets with a long cigarette holder between her scarlet-nailed fingers.

I have an image of her lifting her long, plastic, shiny, high-heeled, thigh-booted leg aloft in order to strike a match on the sole and light her fag! So mysterious and sophisticated such a pity she's parked her backside on the bin at the back of Lil's Bar!

when lurve it!

Smoluski is a Mata Hari devotee she ran away at the age of 13 to join the circus,her mother Comtesse Ciara smoluski disowned her.....red and black are her favourite colours especially when worn together....

when smoluski has had her back up against many unsavoury situations,the bin at the back of the bar does not worry her unduly...

Then there's that husky voice, product of many a pack of Gitanes.

The lustrous black curls and full lipped pout seductivlely paint scarlet to match her nails...

Men,secret agents,and Indiana jones type heros are never far away from smoluski as she captivates their attentions....

I love it !

When Indiana Jones - type heroes smoulder and crack the whip, she's there in an instant [in a fug of Evening in Paris]...and they drop like flies at her feet.

Overcome not by her radiant beauty, but the heady aroma.....

...of her seductive eau de passion and well-turned ankles...

Which pointed permanently at ten to two,her eau de passion tinted heavily by the smell of garlic and onions,guaranteed to kill all of life's little germs and nasty infections....

and that included several pesky suitors...

..the irresistible tone of her hoarse sexy voice as she utters those familiar words
'dahlink, pull us a pint'

and throw me a bag of ze finest pork scratchin's...

send the red-blooded Lotharios mad with unquenchable desire...

...now, now soop you'll give yourself the vapours at this rate

This is turning into another chapter of '50 Shades of Grey Hair'!

I blame that Nellie. I'm supposed to be catching up with household duties. This is much more fun

No, this is much more classy! (Calm down, soop )

Much more classy dahlink,I am a countess now,I have to be careful of my position now.....

Yes....some of them can put your back out!