This doesn't exactly fall into this category, but I do remember many years ago when with ex dh and I were going through financial difficulties, i made some lighthearted remark about having to sell my body.
It was only as the conversation continued, that I realised that he was referring to my selling it for medical research 
£34.7 Million For A Tyrannosaurus Rex Skeleton...
Cometh the hour, cometh the Binface…

