Famous (?) Last Words

"Oh, by the way.....I meant to tell you....."

To mr.g I've forgotten to write down your bank card numbers.

I will have a large portion of everything please.....

The full quote from my MiL was "Dewsbury, Dewsbury, Shoeburyness, Poor Old St Swithin." We have no idea what she meant. She always said she never felt she had grown up, but maybe she would feel grown up before she died. She didn't tell us that either...

Timor mortis non conturbAt me?

Or jeni... I'm not bovvered?

I like the message on Spike Milligan's gravestone....' I told you I was ill'

notso

I saw that on a gravestone in our local cemetery, too! Good old Spike!

My grandma's last words made me think that the story that someone comes to get you is true. She looked over to an empty part of the room and said "Oh hello Jessie. What are you doing here?" Jessie had been dead for decades but my grandma saw her and spoke to her. I don't know if she was having some sort of dream or it was real.

I'm going to announce "Oh it was the dog that.....". That will flummox them. The dog did what? And I've never owned a dog.

When the Korean leader died, my OH said quick as a flash, "there I told you I was Kim Jong Il".

That looks like Kim Jong the second - Kim jong il(l)

glamma, I'll have to do the same for my other 'arf! He has no idea of the bank card numbers, or even how to use the cards, if he did. Sometimes I despair of him and at other times I'm quite glad....

"The code for my Swiss bank account is......"

This is how to work the video recorder.........

I always liked King George's 'bugger Bognor'

Oscar Wilde is reputed to have said 'Either that wallpaper goes or I do'. The wallpaper won!
I would like my last words to be 'I love you and thank you' to my family.

have you read 'Goodbye,Cruel World.,A book of Memorable Epitaphs'in the
BOOK-BLOCKS series.
DS bought it for me Xmas 2010
He does buy me some odd presents .I felt a bit worried as he was somewhat depressed/stressed at the time.
Rejoice with me.After redundancy and over 300 applications he has at last
got a job.I do hope it goes well.He is talented and highly qualified.

New photo on my profile

That is great news, maniac - my congratulations to him.

Congrats! I hope it's a good one!

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish?

Good luck to your son in his new job, maniac! He's another who belies the grumblies' chant about people not really looking for work. 300 applications!!! Yeesh. Well done him.

PS nice photos. Are those your paintings? I like them

Keep an eye on Ed for me......

(Ed doesn't exist, of course)

'Peace and tranquility at last!' Assuming I go upwards rather than downwards of course