I remember a brother and sister in business together. They ran the local greengrocers at Back Knowle, Mirfield. They were in their 90s, or so it seemed to me, and were wildly eccentric. My brother and I nicknamed them Minnie Bannister and 'Enery Krun after the Goons characters. Whatever you asked for, they would argue about it with each other, and it seemed to go on for ever, though it was such a comedy that we didn't mind. It was one of those dusty old shops with unpainted wooden floor boards and the produce all over the place in open sacks and boxes.
There was another greengrocer who came round in a horse and cart, as did the coalman and a baker. Mum used to rush out for the horse muck for Dad's vegetables. The bloke across the road used to whinge that Mum was too quick and he never got a chance. She just laughed at him.
Sometimes, with the price of petrol, I wonder if a horse and cart might be a better option. Of course, it would be out of the question on the main roads, but still.......The Amish manage in America don't they?
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