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MissAdventure Wed 01-Jul-26 20:34:10

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Mollygo Thu 02-Jul-26 07:40:35

Very funny.
We used to remind our children about some of their early sayings ,
e.g.
“I keen, nooo” with a shudder, when asked if they wanted ice-cream, or “wuffa cudda.”
if they had fallen over.

HelterSkelter1 Thu 02-Jul-26 07:43:28

DD2 at 3 called raisins bups. And if we said "they're raisins say raisins". She would say raisins and then under her breath say bups.
They did look a bit more like a bup in their little red box!

keepcalmandcavachon Thu 02-Jul-26 07:58:16

Thats why we have 'em! This was really needed this morning MissA, thankyou sunshine

JamesandJon33 Thu 02-Jul-26 08:20:17

DD called grapes ‘mores’. We always had a bowl of grapes and we asked ‘Do you want some more?’
Elephants were ‘ bompies’ ’. As reading to her I always said ‘ and the elephant goes bumpy, bompy, bompy.’

MissAdventure Thu 02-Jul-26 08:23:08

My daughter was in the verge of a tantrum because she wanted "dibits", and i didn't understand what she meant.
It turned out it was a boiled egg, with toast soldiers, so she could "dibit" into the yolk

Flippinheck Thu 02-Jul-26 08:37:43

My daughter caller her younger brother, Steven, (only 18 months between them) Teedan. It stuck until they went to school. My youngest g’dtr who had trouble pronouncing Fs asked for hishytings for tea. Took me too long to realise she wanted fish fingers.

Aveline Thu 02-Jul-26 08:41:37

Unfortunately, I began, and still use, the children's words for things. eg gissy or gisgit for biscuits and blehbleh for elephant. I could go on...

MiniMoon Thu 02-Jul-26 08:57:02

My DD needed speech therapy before she started school as I was the only one who could understand her. At the initial assessment she was asked to name various items in a book. The only one she said correctly was garage.
My granddaughter used to call the washing machine the washing it clean.
It stuck and I still call it that today.

Elless Thu 02-Jul-26 09:03:26

My Son knocked his front teeth out when he was 3, unfortunately the head teacher at the nursery school he went to was called Mr Tucker 🙈 - I'll leave the rest to your imagination 😂

watermeadow Thu 02-Jul-26 12:20:41

In a bigger family the funny words invented by first child tend to get passed down. Our younger children all used first child’s words.
Youngest child told us there was someone called Zero at school (quite likely now but not then). It turned out her name was Desiree.

Ashcombe Thu 02-Jul-26 12:43:36

My DD2 used to call slippers: "flipters" and breakfast was "grekfuts". It hasn't held her back - she is now a successful Headteacher of a large primary school!

My DS, aged two, on seeing me sit down with a much needed cuppa: "Are you having a piece of quiet, Mummy?!"

Baggs Thu 02-Jul-26 13:50:57

Aveline

Unfortunately, I began, and still use, the children's words for things. eg gissy or gisgit for biscuits and blehbleh for elephant. I could go on...

Likewise 😀

Biscuit: "sgiggit", computer: "ompinter", crisps: "cripsips" and so on.

25Avalon Thu 02-Jul-26 13:53:23

It’s cruelty to children to make them watch England be crushed by Mexico 😂

25Avalon Thu 02-Jul-26 13:56:01

Wrong posting

Nannee49 Thu 02-Jul-26 13:57:34

Very sweet story about your daughter MissAdventure

Grapes were num mums, Perfume was perfenume & Grandad was Poor Foot after an accident left his ankle in plaster.

MaizieD Thu 02-Jul-26 13:58:28

My son called one item of clothing a 'clo'. His logic seemed faultless..

DD had four fingers and a flum...

Sadly I've forgotten any others.

Mollygo Thu 02-Jul-26 15:03:52

MaizieD
I remember my child saying “only one bed clo” in the hot summer months. Similar logic.

ReturningFromExile Thu 02-Jul-26 15:43:20

'Hakkylopter' for 'helicopter' - from my younger daughter.

J52 Thu 02-Jul-26 16:25:16

Our eldest called potatoes ‘bdoodoos’.
We adopted the word for quite some time.