Titbits of information, useless or otherwise

Don't quite know how to follow an exceedingly long willy

I would follow one for miles Grannylin

Don't go there, Grannylin...

nellie You make me x

nellie Yes, the same breed of ducks and long-willied drake. Would you believe the chap was a Donald?

Seem to remember they have a kind of spiral effect going on. And a nice colour scheme. To think that they taught us in school that birds didn't do that kind of thing, just a polite juxtaposition of orifices.
Did you know that some reptiles have 2 and a kangaroos is Y shaped?
Was riveted by Julia Bradbury and the bears last night on Planet Earth Live. She did this fascinating explanation of the fact that brown bears have 3 pairs of nipples and the topmost pair produce the richest milk. So far so good. Cute shot of 3 cubs feeding. Then they moved on to the mamma bear rejecting her yearling cubs when she starts to come into heat...
She and the the number one venerable brown bear expert on the entire planet are up close and personal to mamma and daughter bear. (mama is habituated to researchers presence) Bear Guru gropes bear. "What are you doing?" asks Julia. "Feeling her vulva to see if she is coming on heat" comes the reply...
Hasn't family viewing come a long way folks.

I thought Donald was THAT dog

with regard to that dog heard a joke today that reminded me

daughter to mother ...''can I take the dog for a walk.
mother replies '' no dear she is in season''
daughter asks''whats in season mean''
mum says go and ask your dad.
Dad in garage working is approached by daughter who asks the same question
''what does it mean the dogs in season,why cant I take her for a walk''
Dad thinks for a minute and takes a can of petrol from the shelf,tips some on a rag and proceeds to wipe round the dogs undercarriage to hide the scent.
''there you are you can take her once around the block and no more.''
off the child sets and 20 minutes later is back with the lead,and minus the dog,
''where is the dog darling ?'' dad asks ''oh she ran out of petrol dad and another dog is pushing her home''

I read a job application once that said:

Hobbies and Interests:
I enjoy tennis and when in season play regularly at the local club.

I was at school with a Celia Parrot and Celia Peck. Have never forgotten their names, I thought it so funny. Wonder what they are doing now?!

jeni - it's DUNCAN!

somebody else said rover. Even more

jeni I'm meant to be logging off and doing something constructive with what's left of the day. So, what do I do...I take a last sneaky peep and discover that that dog Wotsisname is still around!

I think he should have his own forum, not just a thread!

nelliedeane.

Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low,through the streets let pigtail go,and all the lasses shout HELLO DONALD WHERES YOUR TROOSERS

nellie! It's 'Through the streets in my kilt I'll go...'

Oh I always make my own words up when I cant remember them

Re tautologies....
Torpenhow Hill?

nellie Is there no escaping that Donald!!! We have a recording of that song. Love it...especially when Donald goes to London town and the posh girls ask him the same question in upper-crust accents...

One of my favourites, we always sang it on burns night!

Have just happened across the term - testiculating...behaving in a loutish manner [The expression comes from the notion that public loutish behaviour 'takes a lot of balls'.]

And testosterone. You sure it's not testoculating?

I think it comes from the objects not the hormone?

jeni That's right...it comes from the objects.

Bags See you later, alligator...hopefully in