ET & RB

oh nanna

butter you might as well be cleo as you are sticking with jeni

anyone seen when or she still on the casting couch?

I could be the carpet, (I've been a doormat in a previous life)

I always thought of a huff as being a small hairy bag...no insult intended now either....

jeni there's lots of chilled vodka wine in the fridge - I'll stick with you!

oxonim mortally offended! I'm going off in a huff!
(actually to get

Why do we need a fridge? I've milked a goat, can I milk the ass? (As the Roman soldier of course, and I get to see her in the bath as I carry the milk in....)

THAT wasn't my fault! I want to do better this time - and not get rolled up in a carpet! Sorry jeni

Oh yes, I can sing and dance. Was wondering if the Sand Dance is a bit - well - Wilson, Keppel and Betty? Would you prefer a belly dance? Jewels in the navel etc? I have been doing a lot of Hula Hoop on the Wii, so I am in quite good shape....

white Indiana Jones can go anywhere! Like it or not - I'll be there. I wasn't going to bring the whip, but might now!

I could be an understudy RB, I can do the accent, my grandmother was welsh and I have got blue eyes. I am also very experienced in quaffing.

jeni is there anyone you fancy only clearly there has to be a spark between you

butter you've got the wrong film

oxon70 if your spearcarrier was a disaster what make you think it will be any better this time around? Fancy cleo if anthony fancies you? Satisfaction guaranteed!

when I think you need to pay a visit to the casting couch and see what you come up with

glass an elephant it is then

mamie could you double up as the chorus as well as the choreographer

This is really getting together now!

Can I be a female Indiana Jones? - being an ex-therapist I enjoy digging around. I will of course have magically travelled back in time. Let me know white

That's true, I do have welsh blood. My mother was a Lloyd! Is that near enough? But who would be my cleo? I'd have to know that first. I don't want to make love to a dog burner!

Yes!

Could you not be RB thenjeni as you are also quite good at quaffing

I played Macbeth! I look very cute in a beard!

I wanna be the second Roman spearcarrier on the left. I've been this before in Julius Caesar at school and it was a complete disaster, we never got our cue for the army (all three of us) to enter.....but I liked the costume!

- I can then make comments behimd my hand.

when

Wot me

Woukd the luggage double as a fridge?

I don't think I will make a suitable fridge as a client once told me (as he was arrested) that I have a face that would curdle milk!!

don't forget the staring roles of RB and ET The RB role will of course along with a low Welsh voice need to be able to show an ability to quaf large quantities of (wine)
The role of ET must have the stamina to satisfy various husbands - however the reward will of course be numerous diamonds