The great dog/cat controversy

I preferred the midsteam,obviously a cold day

I want a giggle icon!

Thanks bags that'll pay for a taxi to the airport!

jeni surely as a medical lady you would know about 1/2 a pee its called a mid stream test

- who put the tin cans on the back of that taxi?

What a travesty of justice! And you never got to wear your black hat, jeni....

She won't get far on half a pee.

I'm no lady!
Judging by the average bladder content, a msu,would be a lot less. The containers aren't that big!

Right - where were we - supper delivered unburnt -

mi'lord I would like to submit my evidence if it is convenient at this point

AND it raining cats and dogs

Oh well, it's been fun.
Thanks ladies, I haven't laughed so much for years!

Sun banner headline

DIRTY DOUBLE DOG FRAME-UP!

See page 5 for details of this poor Gransnetter whose life has been ruined by vengeful barbeque fans. How did that fictitious dog get two names and a burned bum, whilst so many women were frollicking on Glastonbury Tor? Is this a new low in vajazzle fashion? Phone or text with your comments

queenie95: I'm disgusted. It was never like that in my day. These baby boomers have got a lot to answer for

'arfamo: I couldn't give a toss - where's my dinner?

Too late, whitewave - she's done a bunk!

Psssst Pssst when what will I do with the word sheet of Ring of Fire, and I have got a carrier bag full of singed hair is it Donalds.

And I have come over all unecessary from such a serious discussion and need to retire to read my book....actually Brian Rix has nothing on our farce has he........take a bow all of you and here are bouquets and encores

Yes I realize that - I of course will never forgive her and Duncan has been scared for life, but then we did make the Sun - how lucky is that

Air terminal:
Yes, a one-way ticket to South America - I don't care where - thank you. Can I pay in cash? That Sun reporter sure was generous. I can buy a small yacht when I get there........

Hope it sinks

I think we should get a standing ovation from GNHQ!

glass are you sure its dogs hair and not burnt offerings from soops singed crotch crutch

Observer headline:

Gran found in remote jungle living with hitherto unknown village of cacao growers. Quote: 'I have always loved chocolate and now I have my own plantation. So much for British justice. I didn't do it and I'm not coming back till I'm pardoned. Chocolate??'

when
There is a notice winging its way to you from Levenson something about corruption and the Sun

Ha Ha!! That was so funny - I couldn't see at one point, I was laughing that much. Did me good - thank you!

I AM INNOCENT!

We'll be the judge of that! (If we ever get another chance....)

Daily Mail headline

the body of a nearly 64 year old fugitive from the isle of dogs has been found on a plantation making good boy choc drops for a British company she had been found with her body at an unusual angle it appeared she had broken her neck after falling out of a chair trying to lick her bum......