Virtual Easter Lunch for Solos

Thanks Greatnan. I covered myself in factor 50 after my shower today - long-lasting stuff. And don't dare eat my chicken - she's called Molly after my mother. Anyone seen glamma? Here, Greatnan have some prosecco fortified with jeni's 'gravy'. Absolutely fabulous.

Thanks, Annobel. Is anyone else getting hot out here on the terrace. Do you mind if I take off my cardigan?

Take off anything you like Greatnan. We're all broad-minded here.....

I hope you've something on under?

Just my very flimsy crop top. We need to get the very best service from Dimitri. (Although I think he might be gay!)
Isn't the sea a lovely colour? Not 'wine dark' though - I always thought that was a daft way to describe it. How about azure?

Homer called it wine dark cos there aren't words for colours in ancient Greek! Watch it, Greatnan, that crop top is showing your tattoo.

That's not a tattoo - it's just shrivelled flesh because I have lost so much weight!

Oo-er!

Hmm looks like a tattoo to me!

Oh I love the sun!

I don't want to go home to the wind and rain!

Nor me,are you sure Dmitri is gay? Perhaps I could stay and cook his dolma des?

You should live in the Alps - I am told it is snowing again!

I keep reading this thread title as Virtual Easter Lunch for Slobs!!!!!!!!

SORREEEE!

[Runs to snob thread] (having discovered coffee snobbery)

Who invited bags? Slobs? What? Us?

No-one invited me. I gatecrashed!

You are not a solo! You have a mr bags!
But wellcome anyway.
I must say these mezzo are lovely and I like the bubbly with my gravy. Yesi will have another Thankyou?

I have to leave room for my very favourite Greek dessert. Baklava! Yummy!

Oooh yes (pats tummy). That was the perfect end to a perfect lunch. Any gravy left?

Baklava's good with snobby coffee too.

Well, I'm coffee-intolerant so I will settle for a glass of brandy.

annobel I thought you didn't like gravy in prosecco?

Yes, Balaclava and Brandy for me, too, now I've finally made it here....
I love those foreign puds!

I could have your kind of gravy with anything, jeni.

It's an old family recipe. Works as an excellent antidepressant, better than Prozac any day. Unfortunately non prescibable!