lucid you can always grow your hair to cover your ears but even Rapunzel couldn't cover my bum! I haven't worn jeans since 1965.
Threatened with legal action (follow on from potential scam thread)
The cost of prescriptions from our vet
Craig and Lindsay Foreman end their hunger strike in prison in Iran.

, I guess Mrs. P must have found some (definitely wasn't my money). As far as hair goes, I still have all mine, it has just moved from my head to my ears, nose etc.