Pigeon Lofts - any words of warning? Thank you

Don’t be so mean Seabear.
Others could just as easily say you’re being crude on purpose.
You could try ‘faeces’ next time.

Why is it called a loft when it’s always at ground level?

Originally birds would be housed at the top of buildings with openings out onto the roof or into the air - hence loft.
As it is racing pigeons tend to roost aloft, rather than sleep on the floor.

Here in the North East, lofts are still often called crees.

Seabear

What on earth is an 'oopsiewoopsie'? How twee. Do you mean crap, or shit? Just call it what it is.

Guano is the word you're seeking.

Happy Days, spread the twee!

An elderly man in my village kept pigeons in his back yard until he died a couple of years ago and the lofts were dismantled by the new owners. I miss seeing them swooping over my garden. Even when he let them all out at once, they formed their own little groups. No noise or mess here, but it might have been different if we'd lived closer to him.