Delicate!

This thread reminds me of an occassion when a very prim headteacher was discussing how she liked the bushes at her front to be neatly trimmed so as not to catch the postman. Us silly young teachers nearly wet our pants! ???

I'd like to agree with you, Bluebelle but I'm still picking lead shot out of my backside from this morning.

Love your response Kitty

If cutting back any shrub or bush, try to avoid any clematis that might be hidden amongst the foliage.

phoenix excellent advice.

And don’t forget your homework

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Trends come and go, personally I've always trimmed my pubes to be short and neat. I really doubt any Doctor or Nurse is going to give any patients pubes much thought unless the patient is so hairy the doctor or nurse could disappear from view and require a search party to find them.

This same question was asked on Mumsnet and quite a few Doctors and Nurses replied saying that they wouldn't even notice if patients had body hair or not and that they are professional people just getting in with their jobs.
You must shower of course before any surgery or intimate examination.

A propos of not very much.
Many years ago I bought our first set of outdoor Christmas lights , planning to put them in the pyracantha at the front door.
I was telling a friend on the phone about these and when she innocently asked where I was going to put them I cannot to this day think what possessed me to reply “in my bush at the front”
The silence was deafening then I heard her shriek to her OH “Toneeee, you’ll never guess where Maw is putting her fairy lights”
I still get asked why I am walking funny at Christmas

We will be comparing nipples next ?I have had enough of this thread, goodnight.

Good point Nankate but I hope I have not contributed to your decision

I haven't seen my "down there" for some time now. It seems to have tucked itself away under my tummy.

Has it Gone Girl

Yes.

Do you doubt me? I'm not posting a pic. ?

I would have to do contortions to see it. I'm just not up to it.

Phew that’s a relief

A relief? Did you really think I might? Was the thought worrying you?

Once, when we were having a brew in the CAB office, someone asked me if I wanted a tea bag. When I replied 'No I have a red bush', I took a few seconds to realise why everyone was bent double with laughter.

Yes its real! I mean when we need to be examined, not just to lie in bed! I've had many kidney issues, and have ongoing examinations

Why? It is a genuine query? Just wanted to ask other ladies of a certain age, how they cope with intimate examinations, as I feel foolish still having pubic hair- simple really

Certainly no offense intended to any of you ! Think I'll just read the posts in future, seems there are "taboos" in being a member here. Lets all stick to questions about out DIL's and Unwanted Christmas presents. A REAL question about body bits seems to have offended soooo many !

BBbevan I can’t stop laughing