Can somebody please tell me........

Phoenix, hope that was just his sense of humour? Please say yes ....

Love all of these!
Looking at the endless bottles and pots of gunk I have managed to not get through over the years, I must be becoming dry old stick ? insect, so if I start now , whether or not I am a vision of loveliness by summer, I should at least have more room in the bathroom.

Phoenix. He spoils you. ???

I do it to use up the 3 bottles of moisturiser I bought for myself and 2 DDs but then kept it all. I don't know why I did that.

Exactly Merlotgran use up the excess moisturiser we have on our hands. My elbows have had some very expensive cream on them from time to time.

To use up the mountains of excess moisturiser we all have in our bathrooms?

Well it will be summer soon with more bits on show. So it's best to get ready.

Why do we moisturise our elbows? Well, why not? .

I only ever moisturize my right elbow, as the left one is siky smooth.

Mr P once bought me a foot sander for Christmas, of course that was not the same year that he gave me a digital air compressor, or the one that he presented me with a beautifully wrapped toilet seat.

After all, one can have too much of a good thing!

My elbows get moisturised with the rest of the very dry skin on my arms.

Phoenix if I did that I would be even shorter!

pensions to use one of Mr P's phrases "that'll be it then"!

If that's the case, I'd better take a sander to my heels.

I often moisturise my elbows.

Where else am I going to smear the surplus hand lotion that has shot out of the tube even though it was just a gentle squeeze?

It's for the same reason that we wear clean knickers. In case we get run over by a bus. Any doctor would refuse to treat you if you had rough skin on your elbows!

I think this is a very elbow-fetishist statement frankly

I was tempted to ask why bother to wipe your bum; but no that would be silly!

I have had the maddest of days with lots of wee boys leaping round my house while an electrician deafened us all drilling holes here and there, while I got through a box of tissues with my streaming cold. I think I have lots the plot now and will retire gracefully. Atchoo!

The same reason I moisturise my feet (and elbows) for myself. Nobody looks at them but they feel good!
And you never know your luck, one day someone may have a peek!