Explain that....

dontcha just love em

That made us laugh out loud !!

Oh I just love it.....

My Godson once said that as he wasn't very hungry, he would just have a Weetabick for breakfast,and my eldest DS once declared that he thought he might have an earwack!

When I was cleaning my DS's ears in the bath (long, long ago). I told him it was to get rid of the wax.

'What's a wack?' he asked!

My sister, when little, said that she had only one chicken pock.

Thanks, Howjado, I'm going to try to remember that and quote it. Do you think she'll want royalties?

My GS always comments on people in the rain with their "underbrellas".

Like N&G I also laughed out loud, thinking that the reply was hilarious, so innocent.

Thanks folks you've all made me

My son used to refer to a Fock as well, one fock, two foxes.....simple really!

Howjado I have to good or I'll be 'under-arrested' by a policemen, according to my grandchildren.

My daughter aged about 7 or 8 very grumpily reading a school book - "What the heck is a 'pig-ee-on' anyway?!" - It's a pigeon darling.

' If we have rice pudding, can you put hosanas in ' . Bless them.

My sister when little, and told not to argue, replied " And don't you arg ME."

My daughter aged four, commenting on a snail climbing up a wall - "Oh look, he's got his testicles out!", sounds painful to me.

Our eldest daughter at two years old when shown a 'hedgehog' had her own word for it as an 'age og'.Even years later we would always say oh look there's an age og for any hedgehog we observed in our garden

Mine said 'Scramble Deggs'

A friend of my sister's - not a child, but a woman well into her 60s at the time - whilst reading a recipe, once asked "What's 'man get out'?"

Had to read that twice but got it now!

Love these! Didnt get hosanas reference though.

Some years ago when my DGC were with us for lunch on a sunny day. I couldn't decide weather to eat in the garden- I said to my husband Shall we eat al fresco? DGD ' Oh yes Grandma I love al frescos!

Playing Hangman with my 9 yr old grandson. His offering for me to guess 'I am a clever clocks'