How much of this breakfast could you eat?

I'm the same as you Riverwalk. Might be able to manage 2 slices of toast though.

I'm trying to work out what's to the left of the black pudding.

2 bacon, one egg, mushrooms, tomato, fried bread, followed by tea, brown toast and apricot jam. That's my ideal 'full English' and it would last me most of the day. Definitely no sausages unless I have already had them. I am very fussy about sausages, we buy them in Yorkshire, frozen and bring them back to Cornwall.
Eating contests/challenges are dreadful.

I read most of the article, it's a shame the Guardian don't know that Brigg is in Lincolnshire not Leicestershire. (If Kitty tells me there is a Brigg in Leicestershire I retract that.)

The hash browns perhaps? Whatever, it's so making my mouth water now!

No, at 6 o'clock on the platter, below the onion rings.

Some more mushrooms? Try clicking on the link to the breakfast in the text. Gives you a better view.

I'm off to do a (small) fry-up.

Just looking at that breakfast made me feel a bit sick. I very rarely eat any breakfast although I do sometimes have a small bowl of cereal or a slice of toast on a Saturday and Sunday. If I ate a cooked breakfast I would need to have a lie down.

I'd want brown sauce to go with it

IMO baked beans are not a breakfast food!

Usual Sunday breakfast for us..
Two sausages
Two rashers
One fried egg
Two hash browns
Beans
Mushrooms
Tin tomatoes (shared)

Washed down with OJ and followed by

I don't think even DH could eat the meal in the article.

Bloomin heck ninathenana That would last me all Sunday and Monday too.

Same here, gillybob!

Looks good, Ninathenana, but I'll have some black pudding instead of the egg, and fried fresh tomatoes. Hardly ever have cooked breakfast at home, but the Full English is a must on holidays in England.

Oh, and fried bread.

I've been through nearly that much in a day, but not without about 120-150 miles of cycling to burn it off.

I usually have a bowl of granola with skimmed milk and a bit of fruit on top!

Katy I'm afraid you're not allowed on this thread if that's what you eat for breakfast!

For me it would be (rare occasion)
2 bacon
1 egg
few mushrooms
i fried banana

There are a couple of things on that plate that I can't identify, same thing as River and what's between the dishes of beans and tomatoes?
Is it a pancake?

Sorry, but I think this is gross. Gluttony is never attractive.

I think it's gross too, not the food, but the gluttony. I had a bacon butty for breakfast which consisted of two slices of bread, unbuttered, three thin rashers of bacon, half a tomato, sliced and fried, and some 'sweated' and chopped spinach. I've no idea how many calories that would add up to but it's about as much as I ever eat at once.

Apart from the large quantity on that plate, the quality doesn't look good, especially the sausages. I would rather have a smaller helping, of local farm produce. I could eat it right now, but going for a Harvester meal tonight so 'saving' myself. I have already printed off the menu and made my selection - chicken breast, 321 calories, plus fries, salad etc!

A fried banana?! That's different.

The sausages do look very Walls. I can't identify all of it.

But I've got to stop looking at it! I am NOT hungry. I am NOT!