Idris Elba

And Libby Purves...

Oh! You mean to talk to in a web chat! I thought we were still on sex-on-legs.
Did wonder about John Humphries.

John Humphrys and Libby Purves weren't quite what I had in mind

Oh.

Or Libby Purves

John humphries

Monty Don would be top of mine.

Bryn Terfel would be top of my list.

Oh yes! Just googled. Love Luther.

He apparently has just played Mandela in the film.

I never know their names.

Didn't you watch 'Luther', jingle?

Who is Idris Elba? Sounds like an ancient Greek goddess.

You may well young lady.
Where is the Scotman with his kilt AKA ?

I would be a great disappointment then, although in their defence they are rather "pert".

OOOOER , Missus , I rather like Big Buns !

"Bigger buns" ? Humph, I can barely manage an Amaretti biscuit

Brad Pitt is 50 today! Has he been offered Gransnet membership?

Actually Cari, I'd quite like to have a nice chat with Hugh Jackman if you can sort it!

So what are you offering Cari?

You might have to offer more than cake - in the words of Calendar Girls "considerably bigger buns"??

They think we're old women

Suppose tat is the way the cookie crumbles !
Think we are delicate little flowers !