How come Mumsnet gets the lovely Idris and we got Giles Brandreth?
Apparently some of the questions were x-rated and had to be deleted 
Grandmothers also like sex on legs talented actors!
Would you make the deal? Let’s talk about Dorian Gray.
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Suppose tat is the way the cookie crumbles !
Think we are delicate little flowers !
They think we're old women 
You might have to offer more than cake - in the words of Calendar Girls "considerably bigger buns"??
We don't have an issue in that department 
Moving swiftly on...
Do let us know if there are people you would particularly like to "talk" to in a webchat
So what are you offering Cari? 
Actually Cari, I'd quite like to have a nice chat with Hugh Jackman if you can sort it!
"Bigger buns" ? Humph, I can barely manage an Amaretti biscuit 
OOOOER , Missus , I rather like Big Buns !
I would be a great disappointment then, although in their defence they are rather "pert".
You may well young lady.
Where is the Scotman with his kilt AKA ?
Who is Idris Elba? Sounds like an ancient Greek goddess. 
Didn't you watch 'Luther', jingle?
Oh yes! Just googled. Love Luther.
He apparently has just played Mandela in the film.
I never know their names. 
Monty Don would be top of mine.
Oh. 
John Humphrys and Libby Purves weren't quite what I had in mind
And Libby Purves...
No. That is entirely Galen' s business.
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