What is everyone up to today

Looked at that, Elegran. He was a foul one, indeed.
I bet that lunch-time play was a good one, baubles - we don't get things like that over in the sticks of Fife.

Surprise surprise let me know ....no change there then ....only 4 days researching and preparing and showing examples of ..to prove I can work behind a chemist counter....which I have for every job since I left school ...and why at 60 do I want to work...

Smollie don't despair yet, it's your turn next now that phoenix has got a job!
Fingers crossed and a large xx

Yes, you never know,nellie - this could be the one, or another one may be waiting in the wings. {{hugs}}

Thanks ella it is getting it is so silly they didn't even want to see what I had spent 4 days researching and "proving" and demonstrating I could do the "f*** g job could do it in my sleep so fed up with it...

Oh Nellie! Lots of hugs from me!

Thanks galen big blob sat eating chox

It's a sickener, Nellie. A wee hug from me, too. The chocs will help. I've just eaten a cream egg....sitting here on MY cosy spare bed with Crazy Daisy Cat after having 'difference of opinion' with DH.....like it in here - no telly, just my laptop and my book - bliss!

Nellie ... Here you are 'Blobby' ...

Thanx my lovely friends. ....was asked why I wanted to work .

Oh dear! Is everyone down?
I blame the weather mainly

I know, let's move GN to a tropical isle!
I'll organise it if anyone wants.
Imagine, white sand, green coconut palms, blue sea.
Pete the man organising his tropical bat, a balmy breeze ruffling his flowing locks.
All of us in hula skirts dancing topless in the tropical surf!
Here am I, your special island, come to me ,come tome!

Should be bar. My iPad insists they're batmen or bar persons! Too pc by half!

Like the sound of Pete's tropical bat Galen!

Yeah can poke their p**y job ...M waving coconuts in the air and have me grass skirt on.....just as long as pete dosent bring his lawnmower

Oo-er, Ana!! Book me a place on the island, Galen...not sure about me being topless in a hula skirt....maybe if I can use a couple of coconut shells? I'll only need small ones....

That's me gal!
Right anybody play the Hawaiian guitar?
Ok laydees form a line.
Start undulating those hips and shaking those knockers coconut shells!

Think I'll need a hammock for mine!

OH! - she wears red feathers and a huli-huli skirt...la la la (can't remember the rest - thankfully)! Was it Guy Mitchell that sang that?

'She lives on fresh coconuts and fish from the sea....'

I'm singing along: she lives on just coconuts and fish from the sea
A rose in her hair a gleam in her eye
And love in her heart for me...
la..la.. lala..la!

'And - something, something, something, something, love in her heart for me!'
I knew I could remember the rest!

Oops!

Did you trip over a conch shell Marelli? I do hope ursula undress isn't going to invade!

Piña colada anyone?

"I work in a London Bank, respectable position"

something something