Naughty knitting (⚠ not for the easily shocked)

?? Still, they’re supposed to go commando under the kilt, aren’t they?
I’m a mite worried about an apparent size discrepancy though - rather more meat than potatoes?

This is brilliant! Love it.

Fabulous. ??

Admit it Jane you are the naughty knitter! ?

I wonder if Selfridges will stock them for tourists?

Veery good ?

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Is there a link for a pattern?

I should have said that I found the pics on Twitter. Apparently the piper is being sold in aid of Macmillan cancer fund. No pattern Elegran. Sorry. You'll just have to work it out for yourself!

I may just try to copy it from the waist down Elegran ?. Size 2/3mm needles?

I think the kilt needs to be wee bit longer.
Who would you give it to?

Witzend after reading your comment about the meat and potato ratio I think I’ve worked out which Scottish clan. 1/4lb is definitely a McDonald?

annsixty. DD2 and SiL In Australia would find this hilarious but certainly not to anyone who may be offended.

Grannynannywanny

Anytime now.....an offended Scottish poster, complaining that
Kilt wearing is being made fun of.

There is also this ... (knitters are naughty!)

Further pics on request

Let me jump back in and say I’m a proud Scot. I just said it for a laugh, no offence intended!

Well I wouldnt buy it let alone knit it.

I'm Scottish too and from a family of pipers.
The knitted Kama Sutra might just be a step too far!

I can't see it going on sale anywhere, Billybob so you wouldn't be able to buy it. I wouldn't knit it either (too fiddly and in fine wool) or pay anyone the high price they would ask for it handmade in small numbers (sales numbers, not sizes)