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celebgran Thu 24-Jan-13 17:53:50

is it necessary to use 4 letter words on this forum?

I find it quite sad if that is the case. It looks so harsh in print.

We all swear more I think nowadays but still do not like it, expect I am old fashioned.

nanaej Sun 10-Feb-13 23:26:38

We all fart in our family! my DGD1 is known as queen o'farts in the family! I do think if you acknowledge this perfectly normal bodily function openly it is better than embarrassment!

'Pass wind' 'bottom burp' 'flatulence' 'gas'..which is better than fart?

Posh Man to another dinner guest: Sir, you farted before my wife!

Dinner guest: I am so sorry, I d?d not know it was her turn.

hummingbird Sun 10-Feb-13 23:45:46

In my family, we never fart, we 'let Nellie out'. blush. Not me, personally, you understand!

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 06:16:23

I like that, hummingbird smile. I think I'll adopt that phrase!

MargaretX Mon 11-Feb-13 09:38:47

mey its nice of you to stick up for me but I have known jingle since day one on Gransnet. It enough to say that I am not in her fanclub nor is she in mine.

gillybob Mon 11-Feb-13 09:54:22

Horses Fart
Men Break wind
Children Pump
and ladies Have it taken away by the fairies

grin

annodomini Mon 11-Feb-13 10:07:42

We have one prize farter in the family and I fear that his younger DS is taking after him. Not fragrant. shock

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:17:28

Well, well! You learn something every day. "Fart" coarse slang!? Blimey! I've always thought it was just an ordinary everyday straightforward word for a fart. Calling someone a fart might be coarse slang, depending how it was said and to whom, but calling a fart a fart is like calling a spade a spade.... surely?

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:18:49

It has four letters. That must be it. Whereas breaking wind has more than four. Maybe we should call farting arse-venting instead.

petallus Mon 11-Feb-13 10:19:55

No it's slang. The official term is 'bottom burp'.

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:20:34

Or even "fart" = "arse vent"

Yeah. Two four letter words instead of one. Gotta be good.

And, hey, they're all Old English words.

Even better.

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:21:09

I's sticking with slang then. Bottom burp is far too poncey for me.

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:22:03

Good grief! Do people actually get upset about farts? I thought it was only kids who made a big deal about farts.

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:22:33

Like they giggle when someone says knickers.

Elegran Mon 11-Feb-13 10:22:42

But arse has four letters too,* Bags*

Maybe hyphenating it to venting makes it eleven and acceptable.

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:23:05

Still, I sat down for a rest because I felt a bit blergh. Now I feel a lot better. Thanks, gransnet.

Elegran Mon 11-Feb-13 10:24:08

Five people posted while I was typing. I must speed up.

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:25:21

Yes, that was my point, elegran. I think people only object because it has four letters and is an old english word. If we used a french or latin word for fart no-one would object, just as they don't object to excrete but they do object to shit, and they don't object to copulate but the do object to the germanic equivalent even when it means the same as copulate.

and so on.

I think some people just thrive of being offended.

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:25:48

What is french for fart?

Bags Mon 11-Feb-13 10:26:11

it won't be bottom burp.

can I use bum burp instead?

petallus Mon 11-Feb-13 10:26:26

Did somebody say knickers? Heh heh!

What's that well-known rhyme?

Ma's out
Pa's out
Let's talk rude
Pee, po, belly, bum, fart.

petallus Mon 11-Feb-13 10:28:13

Surely we are all being flippant.

Who could possibly be offended by the word fart?

petallus Mon 11-Feb-13 10:42:52

I got it wrong. It's:

pee, po, belly, bum, drawers.

No fart!

Sel Mon 11-Feb-13 10:54:21

petallus I see you're aiming to go out in a blaze of Pre-Lent naughty word glory - getting it all out of your system for the next forty days perhaps? Hmmm, 'getting it all out' - not good grin

Elegran Mon 11-Feb-13 10:57:19

Bags I think the French for fart is pet. There are little light French cakes called "pets do nonne" - nun's farts.

From the same meaning, a petard was a small bomb used to blow up fortifications. It had a tendency to blow up the person lighting the fuse, too, so you could be hoist with your own petard.

j08 Mon 11-Feb-13 10:58:55

We call farts 'jolly woofters'.