Well, thank you very much, Boris!
My eyebrow waxing (and lip and chin
) booked for tomorrow, has been cancelled. 
Yes, it's a first world problem, but at this rate I'll be looking like an apprentice werewolf!
I've told lovely Lucy, my beauty (hah!) therapist, to give Boris her first available appointment for back, sack and crack waxing!
What household chore have you got completely wrong?
How can *anybody* still see this man as any kind of statesman or world leader?
Thomas Markle Snr. being investigated for child sexual abuse images.
Will Labour backing rejoining be the “end” or the “making” of them??



