Phone call this morning, did I know I could be entitled to a pendant alarm* at no cost to myself? Could he ask, was I over 50?
‘Yes, but I’m not interested in one of those, thanks.’ Bang.
*Presumably one of things you can wear in case of falling,,etc.
The next James Bond - who is your vote for?
Mummy removed from museum due to lack of consent!
WARNING:prepare for the weather storm all day Friday
