Having had poems books published of true animal tales I thought I may put one or two on here. Not expecting much come back but just testing the water as the saying goes.
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A BUCKS LUCK!
I was spotted in a shop window by a little lad who dearly wanted a pet
His mum said, “Let’s take it because it’s the last chance that you’ll get”
I think she was fed up with him when he kept on changing his mind
And as they were both so tired, I was the best pet they could find.
So I was taken home with them where they would look after me
To a lovely hutch in a garden where I could look out and see
A lot of grass and flowers and loads of tempting carrot tops too
I was dying to get out to smell it all and have a really good chew.
After a while they let me out to explore and have a good hop round
When I spotted a big fat doe, or so I thought, sitting on the ground
I climbed on her and rolled straight off, I just could not get a grip
Three times I tried, but each time I fell off, I felt a proper drip.
I was only trying to woo her, but I did not have much luck
And I heard the dad shout out “It wants lessons from a buck”
I didn’t know what he was talking about and then I heard him call
“Just come and look at this daft rabbit, it is trying to court a ball”
The family were laughing at my antics and said that they would go
In the car to the nearest pet shop to see if they could get me a doe.
I have a girlfriend living with me now but that’s not the end you see
The next day they found she was pregnant and it is definitely not by me.
Copyright © - Maisie Walker 2001 - All rights reserved
Richard Osman and his House of Games
Wedding Present Dinner Service.
Sudden pain in back of leg behind knee
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.


