His aides have had a word in his ear. I was a fly on the wall!
"You need to do something spectacular for charity, Your Royal Highness as your popularity is at an all time low."
'OK, I'll do a celebrity golf tournament.'
"Sorry, matey sir, that won't do.'
'OK, I'll fly around the world in a private jet. I have loads of rich friends who will sponsor me.
"Nope."
'Um....I could sell tickets for access to Fergie. She'll bore them to death and they'll have to pay double to get out again.'
"Nope."
'Well, do you have a BETTER idea?'
"Funny you should say that, sir."


Good Morning Wednesday 1st July 2026
Unexpected opportunity to have a few days break next week and would love some recommendations







