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His aides have had a word in his ear. I was a fly on the wall!
"You need to do something spectacular for charity, Your Royal Highness as your popularity is at an all time low."
'OK, I'll do a celebrity golf tournament.'
"Sorry, matey sir, that won't do.'
'OK, I'll fly around the world in a private jet. I have loads of rich friends who will sponsor me.
"Nope."
'Um....I could sell tickets for access to Fergie. She'll bore them to death and they'll have to pay double to get out again.'
"Nope."
'Well, do you have a BETTER idea?'
"Funny you should say that, sir." 
Did you enjoy new tricks last night JO4, i sat with dh and we played crib , it"s nice to have a man to sit with , in the evenings isn"T it ?
Sorry, Hunt but I have to disagree. William's cousin turns up wearing a truly ridiculous hat which the photographers made sure was in plenty of shots and was talked about for weeks afterwards. I bet Kate wanted to throttle her and as for selling it for charity? Kept her in the news for a bit longer didn't it? It was nothing more than an attention seeking stunt.....GROW UP 
OOps! GROW UP, Beatrice, I mean, not you, Hunt 
Yes Nonu enjoyed it until about 10 minutes from the end - when I went to sleep! Gonna have to go on i-player to find out the ending! 
Well we all need our sleepies .
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