Cheese is the new poison

Did you have to post this..... now I want some crackers and Applewood cheddar.

I'm having cheese and beetroot on a lovely, soft oven bottom for my meal tonight. Neal B can have what he likes!

What's an 'oven bottom', please?

Any relation to soggy bottom?

I'm going to be running out of things to eat soon......

No gluten, no sugar, no lactose (Although I do eat cheese)

Pah!

It conjures up a lovely picture, Lona!

A life without cheese is just not worth living.

wot it's a flatish bread, like a balm cake? Makes a yummy sandwich.
Are you any wiser?

Now I want too want cheese and crackers .... or toast and marmite with cheese on top. I am going to totally ignore this new proclamation.

American cheese, like American chocolate, is a travesty. No wonder it has health risks. I'm a proper Ben Gunn when it comes to cheese and will not be giving it up any time soon. It is one of life's great pleasures.

Mmmmmmm. Stilton and apples. Silly Billy Americans.

Cheese and red wine mmmmmmm! Yum

Monterey Jack so horrible.

What do American's know about cheese????? Ever tried to eat their so-called cheese?????

AS with all things....a little of what you fancy etc!

Americans sell awful cheese, no lovely cheese shopes either.

Are they the same as baps, Lona?

What is it with baking and innuendo?

Cheese is good food made with natural products
Unless the gentleman is talking about thin floppy bits of processed cheese often found on burgers (American import)

What would go on a lovely ploughman if the cheese was omitted?

What about a book about the
Burger Trap
Or would the lawyers be on his tail??

Are they like soft rolls? Baps, barn cakes, balm cakes.........all delicious with cheese!

More innuendo!

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I was referring to the lovely ploughman ?

I put this in DH's study!

He is quite happy believing this is true but I could possibly be 'labelled' a cheese addict