Was this you yesterday?

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? Gill

That’s cheered my morning as I contemplate the cleaning before visitors arrive.

Teehee I wonder what she would have said if you did answer her. It might have lightened her mood!

Oh the amusing things that happen in loos! We should start a thread. One of my encounters was in Arizona. At a typical family 'All you can Eat' type place. I came out of the cubicle to found myself surrounded by smart (but very loud) American ladies all wearing purple and red. I was hailed as a long lost friend by several of them and felt quite bemused. The mystery was solved when I realised my purple M&S T shirt was mistaken as a sign that I too was a 'Red Hatter'. Made for a very joyous loo visit!

In a restaurant, I once shouted through a cubicle door “ I have come to get you!”
When the door opened, I expected my daughter to emerge but, instead of her, there stood a startled looking stranger. I mumbled an apology and beat a hasty retreat. ☺️

Thanks for this, cheered me up after doing the cleaning/washing (after the visitors).

A small child once commando crawled under the door of my cubicle, looked up at me and burst into tears!

That made laugh GillT and remember those days out with young children.
I would have loved to have seen her face if you had replied

Yes, I should have replied! That would have lightened the mood, everyone looked tired, hot and exhausted and as if they couldn't wait to hand their grandchildren back! It did make my day though

thanks I needed a giggle

Garden centres - last Friday I notice our was full of middle aged/elderly women caring for even older women, or yes, Grandparents in charge of their grandchildren. One poor lady had a set of triplets to look after - they were about eight years old - and one of the girls was very mardy and sulky. Grandma said quite loudly to her as she gathered her bags and as got up "Buck your ideas up or I'll plant you somewhere!"

I walked past a mother and daughter the other day daughter about 12/13 and overheard mother say " you have to understand that your behaviour ( whatever it was) is unacceptable" the reply was " and you have to understand that I don't care". I thought I'm glad I don't have to sort that but it did make me smile to myself.

Two weeks ago in the ladies at Portsmouth Harbour railway station I was surprised to see a gentleman relieving himself in a cubicle with the door wide open. I loudly told him where he was and went outside while he scurried next door. There was already a lady in there too!

love it

I too was at local garden center from next cubicle I heard a child's voice say good job mum now get the paper to wipe yourself! (At least her teaching had paid off)

I was waiting in the toilets of a fast food restaurant when some of the travelling community came in. One small boy asked me "Are you busting Mrs"? I assured him I could wait and let him go first.

I went on a school trip with my DDs class many years ago and was waiting in the ladies with other mums for our offspring to use the toilets. The girls were doubling up in the cubicles as girls do and suddenly in a loud voice one little darling announced that her friend had used too much toilet paper "Mummy says you must only use 2 sheets if you have only done a wee!" The mother had a very red face and was teased mercilessly for the rest of the term!

In my teens, I was once at a party ... ran upstairs for a wee... my friend Ann had just gone up and I assumed was in the loo... I banged on the door ‘come on, you hurry up’

I then proceeded to make load coarse farting noises (with my mouth). ‘come I know what your doing’...

more loud farting noises’. ...John (who I really really fancied) came out ....