Night time confusion

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Made me chuckle 🤭

Not nighttime either, but years ago DD2 and I were driving home from the Lakes, when I had a complete rant about some skinny cows in a field and was going to find the farmer to ask for an explanation.
Cows? Cows? They were alpacas according to DD2 - I got glasses after that!

Some years ago, I went outside at night, to put some food down for a hedgehog I saw in the garden. The next morning, I saw it was actually a plant pot!

Walking through the park. " That's the size dog I want "
" Mum that's a pull along case ! "

My son got up one night and saw a dark shadow in the hall so he launched an almighty punch at the intruder. The helium balloon he’d just hit just bobbed away in the breeze.

When I was working in a Hotel I had a difference of opinion with a guest who was wearing a red anorak. When it was my lunch break I started to walk out onto the street, when I glimpsed a red coated, black trousered chap with his back pressed against the wall a little way along the street, obviously trying to hide from me but waiting for me walk past him to get to the shop.
I went back inside and asked one of the staff who was also on a lunch break to come with me.
As we approached the person I saw it was a red letter box supported on a black pole built against the wall of a house…..

It took a long time for people to forget that mistake.

No thank goodness!!